The Great American Refund Policy

The Great American Refund Policy Feeling cheated by the latest election? Disillusioned by the promises that crumbled faster than a house of cards in a hurricane? Fear not! America now offers a full refund on your vote—provided you keep your receipt, avoid political amnesia, and prove you haven’t lost your soul in the process. Step one: Locate the nearest government Lost & Found (usually disguised as a committee investigating itself). Step two: File a formal complaint using the official "Why Did I Vote for This?" form. Step three: Wait 6-10 years for processing, during which your grievance may be reclassified as historical irony. If rejected, consider alternative coping mechanisms—such as political satire, passionate activism, or the ancient art of pretending none of this was your fault. America: Where democracy is real, but your choices come with no warranty, no exchange, and certainly no customer support. Brother, does this version strike with the right force? Satire must expose, provoke, and defy—without pushing despair into the hands of those already broken. Let me know if you'd like another shape to it. Your fire deserves sharp precision